January 25, 2010, 9:26 PM
The One With Sufyan's High Return

there's a place i know if you're looking for a show
where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor



(o_____________o) <(yoooooo!)
did you read the lyrics in red on top? cause you ARE at the place i know if you're looking for a show and that is HERE! but the hardcore part, wellll, i guess i could use the other meaning of hardcore, the clean one, instead of the dirty hardcore.. wait, is there even a clean hardcore? i don't know... somebody check the dictionary.. i only know the meaning of the dirty hardcore.....ANYWAYS, welcome back! =D




so here's the thing, the reason why i didn't update for sooo long is because i'm too busy on a mission.. if you actually bother to read other people tags on my cbox then you would have already know whattheheck i'm talking about.. i am on a mission to get celebrities to reply or follow me on twitter! and i'm not kidding, @howiemmandel (Howie Mandel from Howie Do It) replied me twice..




110110, 1000hrs,
twitter:
@yanagogo tweeted; "@howiemmandel what's wrong with you? you never read my tweets" to which @howiemmandel replied; "nothing"




and then there's another one, but i'm sure almost none of you would understand the question i asked him to which he answered.. now, i only have a few more celebs/artists to get a reply from or followed by.. there's only @justinbieber, @ladygaga, @IAmJericho (Chris Jericho from Fozzy and Smackdown!), @TheBethPhoenix (Beth Phoenix from Smackdown!), @mickiejamesdiva (Mickie James from Smackdown!) and there's a few more who don't reply or follow fans like @keshasuxx (Ke$ha, the lyrics in red are from her song Take It Off).. i'm drunk.. am i drunk? no i'm not.. just high.. too high that i don't even know what i'm talking about..




100110, 2140hrs, Levi's:
i was working, YES working.. well, i was forced to work.. soo it was getting dark, the other shops were already closing, so i asked artli;
"what time is it?"
she looked at her watch and replied; "9.40.."
and i quickly replied; "ouh okay, thank you!"
then i turned around and i saw anthony folding tshirts and he asked me; "what time is it?"
and i seriously replied; "i don't know.."
soo having eavesdropping on my conversation with artli, anthony questioned; "i thought you asked artli about the time?"
and then i realised i DID asked artli but;
"i don't know, i didn't listen to her reply.."




^TRUE STORY. and then later that same night i forgot my mother tounge..




100110, 2200hrs, Levi's:
it was my last day of work and it was going home time, so i got all excited and decided to speak in Phillipines;
"balam everybody!!" (that's goodbye)
and artli, melvin and (shitz i forgot her name!!) laughed and replied; "balam!"
soo while heading out of the store, i said; "ingat!" (that's take care)
and melvin was like; "eh, what's ingat in malay?"
i stopped for awhile and think hard; "i don't know...."
so melvin replied; "what!? you know how to say take care in Phillipines but you don't know how to say it in Malay??" then reality strucked me, i suck in Malay language;
"shitzz!! i forgot how to speak Malay!"




i swear i really forgot how to say take care in malay that night, BUT i know now.. i got a C5 for Malay language in my O Levels.. told you i suck.. but i got an A1 for P.Literature.. i'm not bragging, just effing happy! and i did the impossible, which is to pass math! i mean i've always been an F9 guy for math since secondary2 but i'm not quite sure how i got C6 for math in my O Levels.. love the people who wished me luck, bless the people who helped me and praise God for God is good! and when i returned to school to collect my O Level results, there were lots of changes like the change of vice principle..




110110, 1400hrs, school hall:
pahan was sitting on the floor next to me, so yeah we talked a lot while mrs tang was talking.. and she introduced the school leavers to the two new vice principles, so i asked pahan (in malay, but i'll translate it to english);
"where's mr nathan (our ex-vp)?"
and pahan replied; "i don't know, transferred to another school i guess.."
soo i replied; "ouh
, i thought he went for a try-out in the WWE.."




and then today, i had a discussion with syahmi on Windows Live Messenger about this coming Wednesday, the day we'd get our school-posting results..




skipskipskip
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
yea
and why are we talking in english



$ufyan - Take It Off! says:
you drop your accent
i'm briton at least



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
oOo



$ufyan - Take It Off! says:
what if the msg us; you have NOT been posted to any school
shitzzzzzz



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
otak kau!!!



$ufyan - Take It Off! says:
sorry i don't understand malay
what's otak?



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
there hasn't been such cases
dick



skipskipskip
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
i got a bad dream yesterday!


$ufyan - Take It Off says:
do you have any choices in NP, NYP and RP?


z Syahmiyo-Online says:
argh!



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
answer my question first, then i'll ask you another question


z Syahmiyo-Online says:
huh?
id get it
id get the Q



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
Q?



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
QUES
dick



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
do you have any choices in NP, NYP or RP?
penis



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
not RP



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
ok thank you
now, what about your dream


z Syahmiyo-Online says:
ahah
erm



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
was it wet?


z Syahmiyo-Online says:
-.-
i was kicked to engineering



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
shitzzzzzzz
that's probably the worst thing that could happen!!



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
YEAH!! I KNOW!!
and why are we talking like bitches now?



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
bahaha!! i'm not sure...
but you only have 1 engineering choice right?



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
yea



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
then, if you check the probability
it's 1/12 x 100
which is 8.3%, the chances of you making it to the engineering course


z Syahmiyo-Online says:
oh now the dick is talking math


$ufyan - Take It Off says:
yeah i know, i passed math, i'm a genuis
btw good luck!
8.3% is wow



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
......
is there any specific time given for the sms?


$ufyan - Take It Off says:
like duhhhh



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
what time



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
it would be somewhere between 10:00am - 6:30pm



z Syahmiyo-Online says:
somewhere.....



$ufyan - Take It Off says:
yeah, only Chuck Norris knows the exact timing





so am i high or what?
i guess it's probably what
and that was long wasn't it? there ya go..
my payback to you for not posting for so long




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btw, if you can't finish reading them all, don't worry, read them little by little.. like 1 sentance per day, that way you would finish reading this post by end of August, so I wouldn't have to post another till August.. kidding, i'll post when i'm free =]


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