March 28, 2010, 10:55 PM
The One With The Green Zebra One More Time
here's how you spell it- m-o-t-o-m-o-t-o
(O_________O)<(heyheyyou!)
it's me again! =O okay, i've edited, i hope, most of the spellings and grammar error in my previous post.. i can't even stand rereading what i post cause of the mistakes.. lol i wrote that long post right after i pulled an all-nighter, so yeaa..
anyways, i told ya i was invited to Springfield's Speech and Prize-Giving Day 2010 right.. and i also told you that they were going to award me with the cutest alumni award =P but i was wrong, they awarded me we with something better, or atleast up to par.. i was actually recognized for being the first in school for Literature 'O' Levels =D WOW! i think i love literature and Mdm Khaw more than ever now.. i received this trophy(?) or whatever you called that thing that states my name and 'First In Literature GCE 'O' Level' that is surprisingly, unlike all the other trophies, not plastic this time! it's the real deal! i told you the school is finally spending on something else other than the rockwall(no offence opc)! and i got a certificate obviously, and also a $15 Times voucher lol..
then Ms Lau, my co-form teacher and math teacher for a year, was really cool to bring me, Rasyidah, Kallista, Joey, Bernard and Zi Yuan on a tour around the Learning Mosaic.. the mosaic was boring, really.. it was all exibitions and stories, there were no games like the past 2 years? and Mrs Lau introduced us to her new Sec 2 student, "Mr Reliable", what was his name Irfan or something.. she introduced us by telling him bad stories about our class! wth? ahaha! she was like "you know this class can play with glass windows and all!" and Irfan was like "they played with the windows?" and she continued "yaahh! they punched the windows until it broke!" hahahaha!! good times, good times.... but she ended the introduction with "but these people(us) are the better ones lah.." yeaaa! =D
and ouh!! there was a dress code for the Prize-Giving Ceramony- the boys had to wear long sleeves.. so i wore this green-striped shirt to show Mrs Tang that i do have a sense of belonging, by looking like a green zebra one more time.. and while i was on stage, receiving my award from the guest of honor, Mrs Tang said "that's a very nice shirt you're wearing.." woot mission accomplished! lol and i like your hair too Mrs Tang =P but then, my shirt also attracted some unwanted attention....
we were with Mrs Gomes, our english, social studies and form teacher for 2 years.. and although we don't always behave in her class, she is seriously one of the bestest teachers around and i think all the other 3is/4is would agree with me..
it's been more than 5 months since we last had a lesson with her, so Bernard was like; "cher! we miss your lesson!"
and she replied with a sarcastic look on her face; "oouuhhh, now only you people like my lessons? but when i was teaching, nobody wanted to listen, i had to force people to hand in their homeworks!" lol
then Bernard said; "eh cher, do the angry pose ah, your signature, we miss that!"
if Mrs Gomes has ever thought you before, you should notice that she likes to put her hands on her hips and puck her lips everytime she's angry.. funny stuff.. and that was the 'signature pose' Bernard was talking about..
but i was lost at that time so i asked; "huh? what pose? ooouhhhhh the..." and i did her signature pose, putting my hands on my hips, and pucking my lips..
and Mrs Gomes reacted by telling Zi Yuan; "can you please tell him(me) that we don't want to his bare chest.." bahaha!
yea i didn't button my shirt all the way up cause it was really hot and i'd look like a nerd 8]
and then we went looking for Ms Neo HJ, my physics teacher for 2 years.. and when we finally found her, she was like "ahhhhh i miss you all!!!" and out of nowhere, she jumped in on a hug on me! lol! so i return her a 1-handed hug and guess what guess what!? she felt like a pillow oror a teddy bear!! hahaha! it was nice hugging her!! =P and then, Ms Neo looked at Zi Yuan who was wearing long sleeves shirt too and said; "why you wear like old people?" haha and then she turned to look at me and said; "you also! don't dress up like old people lah.." wth! haha! and she turned to look at Rasyidah and Kallista and said; "ahh, dress up like them! see, so young!" and she continued; "or like me, so pretty!" and out of nowhere, she pose in front of Syidah and Kallista as if they were Charlie's Angel and said; "together, we are pretty and young!" ahahahaha!! and then we talked, and a few minutes later Ms Neo decided to take some pictures.. and we were already posing, when Ms Neo hurried out of the screenshot, towards a boy who was carrying a huge basket full of burgers and asked; "nobody want these burgers already right?" okayokay, don't waste food!" and she chunked a total of 7 burgers into her huge bag!! bahahaha! so after taking some pics, Ms Neo openned her bag and handed us each a burger.. and i was like; "ooohh, you took for us? thank you! i thought you wanted to bring home all that.." and she replied; "you think what, i fat i want to eat all ah!?! stupidboy!" bahahahahaha!! real funny!! she made my day, thank you!! =DD
and then we met other teachers that thought us too;
- there was Mr Wong TS, our PE teacher for 2 years.. he stalked us around school? lol! and he said my unbuttoned shirt was "sexy" lol? and ouh yea, i reminded him that he owes me a t-shirt and his reply was "what brand?" waaahh but i bet i'll never get the shirt from him.. lol
- and then i bumped into Mrs Maureen Tan, my fav history teacher for 2 years, but nothing much happened cause i see her quite a bit outside school.. and then there was Mrs Moreira, my history teacher for the remaining 2 years, and she was glad that most of us passed our 'O' Levels Humanities..
- and i spent a lot of time with Mrs Ooi, my fav math teachers for 2 years.. and i'm still talking to her about 2012 bahaha and i thanked her for teaching me math and she was like "you get C6 only, don't thank too much, i shy leh.." lol thank you! =D and then we shared some stories but i won't post them here cause someone might get offended..
- andand Zi Yuan got in an arguement with Mdm Fatimah, our form teacher for 2 years!? lol!! baahh he was telling her off about how she treated us, in Zi Yuan's own words "like children.." and obviously Mdm Fatimah stand her ground and i supported her by telling Zi Yuan off "haaiiyyoo this boy ah... shut up already!" bahaha and then it somehow turned into a joke and we took some pictures on Mdm Fatimah's camera =]
- and we saw Mdm Annisa, my science teacher for 3 years, who tried to lie by telling us she was getting fatter, not pregnant.. lol.. but we managed to get her to admit she was pregnant again and she asked us to guess how long has it been.. and Joey was like "3, 4 months?" to which Mdm Annisa replied "3, 4 months this big only ah!? you crazy!" and Joey replied "how i know!? i've never been pregnant!" bahaha! and then i sounded stupid by asking her "that means you're taking more leaves?" to which she sarcasticly replied "no lah.. i'll come back to school to teach, right after i give birth.." ahahaha and she continued "you ah Sufyan... never change from last time you know.." lol! and then we saw her 2-year old boy who refused to wave bye at us.. but he finally did when Mdm Annisa rolled down the window of her car.. cute! =]
but there were no signs of Mdm Khaw and Mrs Johari!! =[
anyways, after the Speech Day, Nadhirah, Shahira, Rasyidah, Joey, Bernard and I chilled like a villian at coffee bean.. Mira left earlier cause she had to go to work =[ and Zi Yuan left too cause he had an appointment with the dentist.. and we lost Kallista?? lol! so we just chilled there, drinking and eating, and recalled some stories from our secondary school days.. funny stuff! btw, that cup of white chocalate tasted awesome!
this post goes out to everybody that thought i only post once each month, to which i say in your face!! o_o okayyy that was lame
--yanAGOGO*
p.s. i like to move it, move it!
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March 13, 2010, 9:14 PM
The One With 8 Stories
and the bass was thumpin' and the people was jumpin'
(O_____________O) <(wuuzzzzuuuppp!)
how you doin'? miss me? no? okay, i miss you. wanna know what i did during the holidays? no? okay, but i'm telling the stories from my my holidays anyways- only eight different stories that i can still recall.. and just an early warning, this post is gonna be long, like REALLY long, cause some of you guys have been torturing me asking me to update my blog, so here i am exaggerating on everything. but i'll divide it into 8 parts- read slowly entirely, or atleast read only 1 part each time you visit so that i won't have to update that much haha. but just fyi, my fav story would be Part 7- so read that! and please everyone who wants to go out with me, pleasepleaseplease read the ending(the one after Part 8) tyvm.
well obviously, i have to watch TV during my holidays right.. but what kind of show do i watch? hmmmm, that's anyones' guess.. so guess! whaaaaattt!? did you just say the biggest loser asia? noooo, i hate that show cause like one time, i like auditioned for the show, and they like rejected me cause they said i'm skinny but i've never watch that show so i didn't know it was only for fat people, i thought it was literally for losers, so i auditioned.... k stop it sufyan, you're only entertaining yourself, you suck loser!
kk seriously, i don't watch much of TV nowadays.. i only turn on the TV for American Idol, Survivor, WWE Raw & Smackdown and sometimes TATV. that's the only shows i follow these days. and i don't know why i'm not watching the Amazing Race this season.. and i'm a fan of Crystal Bowersox, Siobhan, Didi Benami and Aaron Kelly, but i think the americans would crown a girl idol this time round.. so my bets are on Crystal Bowersox! =D and Survivor, wow i'm obsessed.. i literally screamed into the TV, hoping that the heroes would hear me, when they voted Cirie out last week.. comeon, they voted her out just because she's "really good" like wth.. she was my fav contestant everr!! stupid heroes...
and when i'm not watching TV, i'd be on Twitter, stalking on people's tweets.. haha that's how bored i am at home.. and that's what you do when you have an iPhone, just ask shahira or rahimah or rahman or nidia! and remember my mission on Twitter? yeaa, the one where i said i wanted celebrities and athletes to follow me, or atleast reply to my tweets? uhuh, guess what... Mickie James tweeted me! wooooooo! that felt really good, like having an orgasm.... bahaha I'M TOTALLY JOKING! i'm not some pervetic idiot that relates everything that happen in their life to sex.. so back to topic- if you don't know who Mickie James is, stop leaving under a rock fool! she's a WWE Smackdown Diva, a 5x Womens' Champion and also a country singer! listen to her single- Are You With Me. totally rocking! =D
so somebody asked Mickie James, @mickiejamesdiva, whether she would join Dancing With The Stars if she had the chance and her reply was: "omg! sure i wud... y not?! it may not be pretty tho! haha.."
and being the busy body i am, i replied: "haha what about survivor? would you do survivor?"
to which she replied: "sure. always up 4 a challange. now that 1 i would win! no offence Ashley. lol." and if you have no idea who Ashley Massaro is, seriously, stop living under that rock of yours! what are you!? Patrick Star or something!?
Ashley was a WWE Diva and also a contestant of Survivor: China.
and have anybody here heard of Jordan Jansen? if not, please, PLEASE leave your rock now Patrick and click on this link- http://www.youtube.com/user/jordanjansenmusic?blend=2&ob=4 - i'm not going to continue blogging if you don't click on that link right now.. i said NOW! stop reading this stupid! okay i'm sorry for calling you stupid, but have you click on that link? good! yeaa i had a conver with him and he's following me on twitter, @jordanricqui. cool guy.. so here's the plan, i'm going to try to be closer with him, and once he gets all popular like J.Biebs and start having his own concerts, i'd ask him for free tickets! =D nooo, just kidding.. i'm not that shallow, using people for my own benefit and all.. anyways, subscribe to him and be a supporter, not a hater, not an obsessed stalker ahemjustinbieber'beliebers'ahem.
Part 2 Of 8 - Sex On Pandora
have you guys heard of the movie Avatar? yeaa the blue people, not that guy with the arrow on the head. only dumb people don't know the blue Avatar.. so i watched the movie twice, and both in 3D! the first time was with Farhan, Fadhilon, Syahmi and Syafiq, and another time with Emma.. her treat, lol thanks Emma! i'd never get tired of that movie.. greatest movie ever made, only being second to the Dark Knight.. kk that was bias.. anyways, i wonder what it'd be like to be a Na'Vi and live on Pandora.. greenery everywhere and nothing like this building frenzy here on Earth cause humans "arree stoopid! theyy likked babies!" maann it would be damn cool to be a Na'Vi.. i'd connect my hair tentacles to my dragon's tentacles and we would feeelll each other hearts, and i'd whisper in my heart "i see you" and she'd would whi....ouh yeah i'm just wondering, do the Na'Vis have sex with the animals too? i mean they can talk to each other through their hearts and it'd be really hardcore......... and having sex under the tree of life with blue things would be wow..! and ouh don't worry, i feel like stabbing my disgusting brain too.. =X
Part 3 Of 8 - So Was It Valentine's Day Or April Fool?
13022010, 2100hrs, MSN:
-Joey says:
eh tmr want follow us go watch movie?
$ufyan says:
who's going?
-Joey says:
the normal people lah
the 4is
$ufyan says:
really?
like everybody?
-Joey says:
no lah
only me vera bernard daniel afred ricky
$ufyan says:
oo what about gen?
-Joey says:
she got netball
you going or not??
$ufyan says:
what movie?
i'll go if it's percy jackson
-Joey says:
yah we're watching percy jackson
you better come
soo here's the summary of my conver with Joey: i agreed to watch Percy Jackson with six of my classmates. yeaa, so i happily met them at golden village the next day, all geared up for Percy Jackson And The Lightning Theif right.. and you can't expect all of us to be in line in the queue for the tickets right.. so i gave Joey $8 to buy the ticket for me.. uhuh, so she queued with Vera, and bought the tickets and hold on to them.. and we talked for about 30mins outside GV before it was the time to get into the cinema.. so once inside the cinema, we found our seatings and obviously we sat.. and i ate my popcorn, and drank my lemon tea while the commercials were playing.. and then it was time! the long awaited moment is finally here! the movie began and right on that huge screen was Ashton Kutcher half-naked.. and i'm like wth, I didn't know Ashton Kutcher was in Percy Jackson.. and later, 5 mins into the movie, George Lopez, and Taylor Swift, and Taylor Lautner.. and i looked at Joey, who was sitting right next to me, and she acted like nothing happened.. and i'm like "is this Valentine's Day?" and she calmly replied "yes shhhhhhhh!" lol thanks a lot guys! lucky thing the movie wasn't that bad..
-Joey says:
yah we're watching percy jackson
you better come
soo here's the summary of my conver with Joey: i agreed to watch Percy Jackson with six of my classmates. yeaa, so i happily met them at golden village the next day, all geared up for Percy Jackson And The Lightning Theif right.. and you can't expect all of us to be in line in the queue for the tickets right.. so i gave Joey $8 to buy the ticket for me.. uhuh, so she queued with Vera, and bought the tickets and hold on to them.. and we talked for about 30mins outside GV before it was the time to get into the cinema.. so once inside the cinema, we found our seatings and obviously we sat.. and i ate my popcorn, and drank my lemon tea while the commercials were playing.. and then it was time! the long awaited moment is finally here! the movie began and right on that huge screen was Ashton Kutcher half-naked.. and i'm like wth, I didn't know Ashton Kutcher was in Percy Jackson.. and later, 5 mins into the movie, George Lopez, and Taylor Swift, and Taylor Lautner.. and i looked at Joey, who was sitting right next to me, and she acted like nothing happened.. and i'm like "is this Valentine's Day?" and she calmly replied "yes shhhhhhhh!" lol thanks a lot guys! lucky thing the movie wasn't that bad..
Part 4 Of 8 - Swim, Swimming, Swam
so it was on a Tuesday(not like the day matter) i think, Alep, Hafiz, Syahmi, Fadhilon and i went swimming at Tampines Swimming Complex.. Hadi should have had joined us, but he bailed out.. other than playing our version of waterpolo and the lifeguards blowing their whistles at us, i don't think much happened during the swimming outing, i'm just posting this as part of the 8 parts just cause.. and after the swimming thing, we chilled like a villian under a block and i ate some rice with spicy fish.. and we sang our version of We Are The World.. cool.. yeaa, that's it, kk bye..
Part 5 Of 8 - Finally, Some Percy Jackson
did the sub-title sound gay? finally, some Percy Jackson.. lol.. if it did sound gay, well i'm not gay, and i didn't mean to sound gay.. what i was actually trying to say was that I had to wait for another 20days after Valentine's Day before i finally watch Percy Jackson And The Lightning Theif with Syahmi, Rahman and Nikesh.. and it was good! well atleast for me.. cause Syahmi don't like "cliche" things.. and he keeps on interupting me watching the movie with his "that is soo cliche" comments.. like there are always 3 kids heroes(eg. Harry, Hermoine, Ron - Bella, Edward, Jacob), the heroes always win and such.. but i do agree with him about the heroes always win.. like comeon, die for once bitch! i really hate parts in movies where it'd seem that the hero had lost the battle, only to 'return', destroy everybody and win.. like in Transformers 2, Optimus Prime was clearly out and dead, but he had to 'return' with his upgraded armor and kill everybody and win.. like wth is this- Power Rangers or something!?
anyways, the movie was fun.. and i got a question for you, even if you don't believe in gods, treat this as a random question that is not an insult to any religion, okay? if you could be the son or daughter of any Greek god/goddess, who would you be? yeaa, as in Demigods- half-human, half-god.. and yea, i know i sound like a geek right now.. but it'd be cool to be the son of Athena, goddess of wisdom and battle strategy.. well i don't need the battle stratedy part, but to have all the wisdom in the world would be awesome, like seriously.. and ouh btw, Syahmi, that Percy Jackson guy looks nothing like Zac Efron.. haha, so much for not sounding gay..
Part 6 Of 8 - Dear John, My Ass
after that Percy Jackson thingy, Rahman went home, and unexpectedly, Syahidah called me.. and she was like "ehh Yan where you?" and blablabla and we met up.. yelah, kesian punye pasal eh, budak tu tkde kawan, ape nk buat.. tsktsktsk.. x) soo we caught up on some stories, funny stuff.. it's been a while since i met this girl.. one of my best girl friends in school.. kk da cukop kembang eh? kk, back to story.. soo somebody planned on watching Dear John.. and it wasn't me.. i just said i'm up for it, and that i wanted to watch it.. soo guess what.. Syahidah, Nikesh, Syahmi and I bought tickets for Dear John.. so we watched it right.. and bahgod.. i think i almost died of boredom.. maybe that's cause i've never watch a romantic show, and i mean really romantic show, no fights, no humour, no nothing.. and nothing in this movie was "cliche" at all.. haha, finally found a non-cliche movie and it's boring.. so i guess being "cliche" is better? but hey, atleast it's better than G-Force! =)
i was sitting next to the Syahidah in the cinema, and if you haven't been to Shaw Theather, the seats are huge, like really comfortable..
and in the show, it has only been 3 days they are together and John is already eating on that girl(i forgot her name)..
so i told Syahidah
and Syahidah replied: "ehh, can you please shut up? you've been telling me everything they have been doing eversince we started watching this movie! first day they meet lah, second day this lah, third day that lah.. i know, i'm watching the movie too!"
i was like wth, but it was pretty funny the way she said it.. and i just replied: "okay, okay!" and i moved my legs and butt around the big seat, trying to find the most comfortable sitting position.. and again Syahidah went: "ehh, can you please stop moving? i know the seat is big but you don't have to try it out! irritating sia you! what? you think you cute ah move here, move there?"
and i'm like wth again, but still it was pretty funny the way she said it and i again replied: "okay, okay!" and mind you, i was awarded the cutest boy in class last here.. x)
haah, but i still kept on telling her what happened in the movie and i moved in my seat a whole lot..
Part 7 Of 8 - Night Or Early Morning Cycling?
hey, just wondering, cause i'm a noob like that, if you're cycling from 2100hrs all the way till 0900hrs, is it known as night cycling or early morning cycling? i define night as 1900hrs till 0000hrs, and after that it's early morning.. yeaa anyways, Syahmi, Alep, Hafiz, Haikal and I went cycling during those hours- from 2100hrs till 0900hrs, supposedly from East Coast to Changi to Pasir Ris to Changi to East Coast.. but something had to happen lols.. Haikal's rented bicycle's tyre exploded when we first reached Changi.. and that was like 0200hrs? and in Syahmi's own words, Hafiz "tk ikhlas" so he went home after eating at Changi Village cause he's the only one cycling with his own bike.. so then it was only me, Syahmi, Alep and Haikal and his spoiled bicycle..
so we had to walk all the way back to the other end of East Coast Park while pushing our bicycles, cause Haikal's bicycle was totally wrecked.. uhuh, so yeahh, we walked and we took lots of stops cause it's really far when you're walking from Changi to East Coast.. and while walking, obviously we had to walk next to a jungle somehow, and we heard noises.. noises that didn't came from lizards or frogs or crickets.. and while we chilled at this hut, in between a deep jungle and the airport runway, Alep was busy talking with Syahmi, when Haikal and i heard things that couldn't have been possible at 0300hrs, in the middle of the jungle.. so i asked Alep to shhhh so that they too could hear it but Alep was like "what shhhh2!?" and he kept on talking.. lol.. nvm.. and then we continued walking, and a long way later, we chilled at another hut.. this time all of them heard a sudden girl screaming right behind us, but when we looked back nothing, so obviously we quickly walked away from that hut.. yeaa if you know the place i'm talking about, you should know that people say that it's really112512 haunted.. and i told my grandma about what Haikal and I heard, and she told me some scary things.. shhhhhhhhhhhh!!
then finally, after all that scary nonsense, Haikal and Alep came up with this idea of Syahmi carrying me(cause i'm the lightest- 50kg) on his bicycle and cycle all the way back to ECP McDonalds, so that Haikal could cycle with my bicycle while puling his wrecked bike.. but Syahmi could not really do it, and Haikal was the only one who could cycle with two bikes.. so Haikal came up with another crazy another.. he would carry me on my bike all the way to ECP McDonalds and drop me there, and he would go back to meet Alep and Syahmi and pull the other bike.. it's like unbelievable but Haikal actually did it.. he rode me all the way to McDonalds.. no homo haha! i was at the front of the bike while he was peddaling behind me, and he rode really24124 fast, and once we reached McDonalds, my butt was really sore.. again, for you perverts, no homo!! x) thanks for the ride Haikal.. yeaa but i had to stay at McDonalds all by myself for one full hour, boy was i bored..
ouh and again, sorry Syahmi! i didn't meant to crash into you.. yeaa, i couldn't stop saying sorry cause that's the worst collision i've ever been in and i saw what happened and it should have had really52525 hurt.. you're just acting macho, like nothing happened.. haha kidding.. for those who don't know what happened, here's the story.. and this happened before Haikal's tyre exploded and while Hafiz was still with us.. we were cycling in the middle of the jungle, from East Coast to Changi, and i swear it's one of the darkest and scariest natural places i've ever been to anywhere on Earth.. so we were riding real fast and Syahmi was in front of me and Alep was in front of Syahmi.. and then suddenly, like out of the blue, Syahmi cycled faster than ever.. so Alep slowed down, to see what was going on.. and since Syahmi was directly behind Alep, he had to brake to avoid a collision with Alep as he was going too fast.. and i was behind Syahmi, but I was talking to Hafiz who was behind me, so I didn't look front when cycling and BAM! i rammed right into Syahmi's left thigh, causing him and his bike to fall over, along with my bike, but lucky me, i managed to jumped out of my bike safely before i fell too.. and i swear i was pedalling real fast, imagine the impact on Syahmi's thigh.. sorry bro..
Part 8 Of 8 - Frogs In Nanyang Polytechnic?
so i'm enrolled into Nanyang Polytechnic, along with Gen and Daniel.. so we decided to visit our future school to see what it's like.. Chu Fei, who is enrolled in Temasek Poly, came along as she had netball training with Gen later in the day and i guess she was bored at home? soo anyways we went to NYP by MRT.. and we talked about everything.. i'm serious.. from teen cribs to foods to races to rumors in Springfield.. like wth.. i don't know whether this is true or not, but the school have finally decided to spend on something else other than the rockwall (no offence OPC).. like instead of a Bedok Reservoir Run, SPF now have a triathlon at Sentosa!? andand the Sec 3 camp is to be held overseas!? and indoor netball courts and whatever!? but Mrs Tang, please, do something about the canteen food please! it taste like crapp! lol, i don't care actually, cause i'm outta there.. and are you finally doing all this because of us, the last graduates? i mean our results were awesome right? an A* for Pure Literature, comeon.. haha jkjk..
soo, when we finally reached Yio Chu Kang, we walked to NYP.. and while walking there, we almost got run down twice!! the first time almost by a bus, and the second time by a car! like wth!! but i understand cause i've been living in the east the whole of my life, i don't know how people in the west behaved/drive vehicles- no offence.. but comeon, the first time could have been our fault, cause maybe we were jaywalking? haha but we could have sworn that the road was only one-laned and when we look left and right, there were no vehicles at all.. but when we were crossing, out of nowhere this bus almost crushed Gen and Chu Fei.. how fast do people drive buses there? and the second time, totally not our fault.. it happened in school actually! there's this zebra crossing, and we were crossing, and out of nowhere another car zoomed right passed out nose! like seriously!? just because we don't look like zebras anymore, ahemSpringfieldahem, it doesn't mean that we can't use the zebra crossing! kk, that was lame, i know.. but really, i have to get used to the life in the west if i want to live..
kk we were talking about food this time..
and Chu Fei was like:
and i was like: "eeee!!"
and Gen asked: "is it halal? frog soup?"
and i replied: "i don't know? but it should be.. but it's disgusting!"
and Chu Fei defended the frogs: "no it's not.. it's nice! Gen, have you tasted it before?"
and Gen replied: "noo.."
and Chu Fei shaked her head.. kk, there's no point posting this conver on my blog but i'm just glad that Gen and Daniel forgot what the 4is used to call me.. haha! andand, seriously, what do you think of frog soup? delicious or disgusting?
and then after walking around our school, we found out that anywhere you are, i guarantee you that there would atleast be one water fountain right next to you.. lol but i'm serious, NYP is obsessed with ponds and fountains.. yeaa, everybody should join my school, it's the bestest! so after that, Gen and Chu Fei went for netball training and Daniel went to the I.T. Show with some other 4is, but i stayed back in school and walked one more round with Shahira.. haha nice.. ouh yeaa, i was telling her a story and out of nowhere she called me Harry Potter!? wth!? hahaha! fun time.. can't wait to start school so that we could hang out like everyday along with Eri Farah and the rest! =D
yeaa that's the eight part.. which was your fav? i bet it was all boring too you.. haha.. anyways, i have more outings planned.. like watching Alice In Wonderland in 3D with Shahira, Nadhirah and some others this following week.. the 4i picnic.. and i'm invited to Springfield's Speech Day Award Ceromony! woohoo! i bet i'm getting the cutest alumni award! haha joke.. can't wait to meet some coolios like; Mrs Gomes, Mrs Maureen Tan and Mrs Ooi.. but i really miss my fav teacher of all time, Mdm Khaw Maylee who is now in Serangoon JC.. =(
ouh yeah, this is specifically to the people who wants to asked me out, or who wants to join me for an outing.. please don't say you can make it, only to cancel it the very effing last minute cause of some stupid reason.. i know you're lying.. i mean fine, the first time you do it, it's believable.. the second time is okay.. but the third time, like really!? you don't have to lie to be cool.. like lying, saying that you guarantee you can make it, only to cancel it the last minute, and i literally mean the LAST MINUTE.. please lying is not cool, read Syahmi's blog for goodness sake.. i mean if you want to lie, could you make it more believable?? i'm not telling you to practice lying but wth!! ouh btw, check Shane Dawson on YouTube, he posted this video about what Pisses You Off, and this is what pisses me off! the top of the list.. like seriously? lying to sound cool like you're bigshot and all, but when we find out it's a lie, you're not cool at all.. i mean if you can't make it, just say it, we're not going to say anything about you and i swear it's way cooler than lying.. so yeah, don't asked me out or answer yes if you can't make it out.. cause i hate canceled outings especially because of crappy reasons.. and remember, once you're a liar, you're always a liar.. read this quote below, it's from Lady Gaga and Beyonce's Telephone music video.. thank you very much for your attention.. if you think this applies to you and you feel mad at me or something, feel free to feel that way, atleast i'm not lying about my feelings, bigshot..
trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken
-but you can still see the crack in that motherfucker's reflection
--yanAGOGO*
arh, now i feel bad ending my blog post in such a sour note and it's all your fault!
no, not you, but the other person who's reading this now too.. yes, you..
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January 25, 2010, 9:26 PM
The One With Sufyan's High Return
where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
(o_____________o) <(yoooooo!)
did you read the lyrics in red on top? cause you ARE at the place i know if you're looking for a show and that is HERE! but the hardcore part, wellll, i guess i could use the other meaning of hardcore, the clean one, instead of the dirty hardcore.. wait, is there even a clean hardcore? i don't know... somebody check the dictionary.. i only know the meaning of the dirty hardcore.....ANYWAYS, welcome back! =D
so here's the thing, the reason why i didn't update for sooo long is because i'm too busy on a mission.. if you actually bother to read other people tags on my cbox then you would have already know whattheheck i'm talking about.. i am on a mission to get celebrities to reply or follow me on twitter! and i'm not kidding, @howiemmandel (Howie Mandel from Howie Do It) replied me twice..
@yanagogo tweeted; "@howiemmandel what's wrong with you? you never read my tweets" to which @howiemmandel replied; "nothing"
and then there's another one, but i'm sure almost none of you would understand the question i asked him to which he answered.. now, i only have a few more celebs/artists to get a reply from or followed by.. there's only @justinbieber, @ladygaga, @IAmJericho (Chris Jericho from Fozzy and Smackdown!), @TheBethPhoenix (Beth Phoenix from Smackdown!), @mickiejamesdiva (Mickie James from Smackdown!) and there's a few more who don't reply or follow fans like @keshasuxx (Ke$ha, the lyrics in red are from her song Take It Off).. i'm drunk.. am i drunk? no i'm not.. just high.. too high that i don't even know what i'm talking about..
she looked at her watch and replied; "9.40.."
and i quickly replied; "ouh okay, thank you!"
then i turned around and i saw anthony folding tshirts and he asked me; "what time is it?"
and i seriously replied; "i don't know.."
soo having eavesdropping on my conversation with artli, anthony questioned; "i thought you asked artli about the time?"
and then i realised i DID asked artli but;
^TRUE STORY. and then later that same night i forgot my mother tounge..
it was my last day of work and it was going home time, so i got all excited and decided to speak in Phillipines; "balam everybody!!" (that's goodbye)
and artli, melvin and (shitz i forgot her name!!) laughed and replied; "balam!"
soo while heading out of the store, i said; "ingat!" (that's take care)
and melvin was like; "eh, what's ingat in malay?"
i stopped for awhile and think hard; "i don't know...."
so melvin replied; "what!? you know how to say take care in Phillipines but you don't know how to say it in Malay??" then reality strucked me, i suck in Malay language;
i swear i really forgot how to say take care in malay that night, BUT i know now.. i got a C5 for Malay language in my O Levels.. told you i suck.. but i got an A1 for P.Literature.. i'm not bragging, just effing happy! and i did the impossible, which is to pass math! i mean i've always been an F9 guy for math since secondary2 but i'm not quite sure how i got C6 for math in my O Levels.. love the people who wished me luck, bless the people who helped me and praise God for God is good! and when i returned to school to collect my O Level results, there were lots of changes like the change of vice principle..
pahan was sitting on the floor next to me, so yeah we talked a lot while mrs tang was talking.. and she introduced the school leavers to the two new vice principles, so i asked pahan (in malay, but i'll translate it to english); "where's mr nathan (our ex-vp)?"
and pahan replied; "i don't know, transferred to another school i guess.."
soo i replied; "ouh
and then today, i had a discussion with syahmi on Windows Live Messenger about this coming Wednesday, the day we'd get our school-posting results..
skipskipskip
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
yea
and why are we talking in english
$ufyan - Take It Off! says:
you drop your accent
i'm briton at least
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
oOo
$ufyan - Take It Off! says:
what if the msg us; you have NOT been posted to any school
shitzzzzzz
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
otak kau!!!
$ufyan - Take It Off! says:
sorry i don't understand malay
what's otak?
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
there hasn't been such cases
dick
skipskipskip
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
i got a bad dream yesterday!
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
do you have any choices in NP, NYP and RP?
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
argh!
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
answer my question first, then i'll ask you another question
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
huh?
id get it
id get the Q
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
Q?
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
QUES
dick
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
do you have any choices in NP, NYP or RP?
penis
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
not RP
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
ok thank you
now, what about your dream
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
ahah
erm
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
was it wet?
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
-.-
i was kicked to engineering
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
shitzzzzzzz
that's probably the worst thing that could happen!!
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
YEAH!! I KNOW!!
and why are we talking like bitches now?
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
bahaha!! i'm not sure...
but you only have 1 engineering choice right?
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
yea
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
then, if you check the probability
it's 1/12 x 100
which is 8.3%, the chances of you making it to the engineering course
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
oh now the dick is talking math
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
yeah i know, i passed math, i'm a genuis
btw good luck!
8.3% is wow
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
......
is there any specific time given for the sms?
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
like duhhhh
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
what time
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
it would be somewhere between 10:00am - 6:30pm
z Syahmiyo-Online says:
somewhere.....
$ufyan - Take It Off says:
yeah, only Chuck Norris knows the exact timing
so am i high or what?
i guess it's probably what
and that was long wasn't it? there ya go..
my payback to you for not posting for so long
--yanAGOGO*
btw, if you can't finish reading them all, don't worry, read them little by little.. like 1 sentance per day, that way you would finish reading this post by end of August, so I wouldn't have to post another till August.. kidding, i'll post when i'm free =]
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the one with my handwritings
the one with the talking box
the one with the other wants
4i2009.Afifah.
Alfred.
Ameline.
Azee.
Daniel.
Gen.
Hamira.
Jannah.
Jeanette.
Joey.
Kak Mala.
Kak Shasha.
Nad.
Nicholas.
Nidia.
Pahan.
Rachel.
Rahimah.
Sahara.
Shahir.
Shahira.
Stephanie.
Sureen.
Syafiq.
Syahmi.
Tapek.
Vera.
Wen Long.
Zakiyah.
Zili.
Zi Yuan.
Zong Hong.
the one with the shooting star
111109
-Edge 'Rise Above' T-Shirt.
-Friends Season 1-10 DVD.
-Macbook.
-Modern Warfare 2.
-New Sneakers.
080909
031209
-The Rise & Fall Of WCW DVD.
the one with the musicbox
the one with the memorellas
the one with the credits
nidVENGENZ*this is a kick-*** layout!
thank you